LOL

"I will save you but I have to go and brush my teeth first."

How many excuses can people come up with everyday?

I can think of two at the moment..out of my experiences :) :)

"I would have sex with you but let me finish watching "Sex in the city" first."

" OK Ok I am coming for dinner mom but let me die first." (Take a good guess what the kids were doing?)

I will add more later when I think of something. Or if you have any good one, please share it here :)